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fuckingships:

marvel-lous-things:

Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house

Peter: thank you, but I can’t

Bartender: why not

Peter:

Bartender:

Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant

Bartender, shook: oh, congratulations, boy or girl?

Peter, now in full-on panic mode: it’s an uh, spider

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I can’t believe it’s already 2017

whatstroyler:

pewdiepiesfanblog:

infinite-angels:

hinterland-x:

ppessimistin:

sightless-behavior:

floorcatcher:

sightless-behavior:

4lienmatt:

sightless-behavior:

Guys I’m crying omg I was drunk please stop reblogging this

They want it to stop…..we reblog it to the extreme

No no no lol please don’t

Forever reblog until 2017

O my god no

i cant stop laughing 

until 2017

only 3 more years.

I already added this to my queue, I don’t even know if i’ll still be on tumblr then

Everyone do that !

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beatriz312:

sixpenceee:

This hot air balloon was modeled to look like the house from UP. It’s adorable!

ADVENTURE IS OUT THERE 

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dntdodrugs:

dirtysouf:

pls sned help

LMFAO

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sixpenceee:

These iridescent snakes are gorgeous. The one on the right is a white-lipped python. 

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scootsenshi:

dlubes:

maryjblige:

https://instagram.com/p/BGuNSlExt0E/

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“that’ll be 120 dollars”

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21.73 and a whole party can enjoy

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aoeonaa:

I’m linda

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verbalvomits:
“ While drawing this I considered how terrible the bunker would smell and that’s when I realized that I would rather be locked in a tiny windowless room full of cat piss than see one more news outlet mentioning Donald Trump
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verbalvomits:

While drawing this I considered how terrible the bunker would smell and that’s when I realized that I would rather be locked in a tiny windowless room full of cat piss than see one more news outlet mentioning Donald Trump

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satanstrousers:
“ I experienced magic in Central Park today
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satanstrousers:

I experienced magic in Central Park today

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lordbates:
“She looks like a character I would pick for a street fighter video game.
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lordbates:

She looks like a character I would pick for a street fighter video game.

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actualdikdik:

dogmancer:

supremewave:

supremewave:

dogmancer:

what size shoe shaq wear

52

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damn

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thatsthat24:

playingsegawithharrisonford:

thomas-sanders-with-vine:

The Future Is Awesome 🕑

me af

Future Thomas: Hey, I’m you from the future!

Past Thomas: Really?? Do I have lots of friends??

Future Thomas: Two really good ones.

Past Thomas: No more naps though, right?

Future Thomas: Way more naps.

Past Thomas: Am I at least rich?!

Future Thomas: I’m actually here to ask if you have a twenty…