Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house
Peter: thank you, but I can’t
Bartender: why not
Peter:
Bartender:
Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant
Bartender, shook: oh, congratulations, boy or girl?
Peter, now in full-on panic mode: it’s an uh, spider
Guys I’m crying omg I was drunk please stop reblogging this
They want it to stop…..we reblog it to the extreme
No no no lol please don’t
Forever reblog until 2017
O my god no
i cant stop laughing
until 2017
only 3 more years.
I already added this to my queue, I don’t even know if i’ll still be on tumblr then
Everyone do that !
This hot air balloon was modeled to look like the house from UP. It’s adorable!
ADVENTURE IS OUT THERE
pls sned help
LMFAO
“that’ll be 120 dollars”
21.73 and a whole party can enjoy
While drawing this I considered how terrible the bunker would smell and that’s when I realized that I would rather be locked in a tiny windowless room full of cat piss than see one more news outlet mentioning Donald Trump
The Future Is Awesome 🕑
me af
Future Thomas: Hey, I’m you from the future!
Past Thomas: Really?? Do I have lots of friends??
Future Thomas: Two really good ones.
Past Thomas: No more naps though, right?
Future Thomas: Way more naps.
Past Thomas: Am I at least rich?!
Future Thomas: I’m actually here to ask if you have a twenty…